The Cubs’ futility against the Rockies on Friday afternoon was frustrating, but as I sit here watching Catching Hell in a masochistic act of psychological self-flagellation I realize that it’s really not that big a deal. To that end, I can’t really spend too much time writing about the third game of the season.
What I can do is share a couple fake headlines with accompanying GIFs. But since a picture is worth a thousand words though, I basically have the equivalent of a very long post below. If you’d like more on the specifics of the contest, you can check out Tip of the Recap.
Outlook Grimm as injury to reliever forces call-up of dirty hippy found in local dispensary.
Jorge Soler investigated for carrying concealed weapon as authorities discover cannon under right sleeve.